Monday, October 17, 2016

#19 ~ Chocolate Pretzels ( Schokoladen-Brezeln) ~ Germany & Austria (page 144)

Mmmm....chocolate pretzels! Not pretzels really, but chocolate cookies shaped like pretzels, dipped in more chocolate and drizzled with white chocolate! They sound delicious and believe me the photo in the book makes these cookies look even better.

I decided to up my game this week and choose a recipe that was slightly more involved and labour-intensive than the simple cookies I've been making lately. I really don't want to be stuck with all the hard stuff at the end of this journey...whenever that might be. This recipe has been challenging so far so I'm documenting my progress as I go along, while the horrible memories are fresh in my mind. ;-)

Okay, 1:10 pm - The dough is made and currently refrigerating and I'm starting to get the feeling back in my hands after some extreme mixing! The whole thing seemed simple enough - a mixture of flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt. A mixture of butter, sugar, corn syrup, eggs, vanilla, ground walnuts and finely grated chocolate. I went old-school today and used my hand-mixer like the recipe does instead of my stand mixer but that might have been a mistake. After mixing in half of the dry ingredients the mixer was putting up a fight and the recipe does say to "vigorously stir in the remaining dry ingredients" with a wooden spoon so that is what I attempted to do. I got out my new Ikea wooden spoon and tried to vigorously stir but the dough was so thick and sticky that it was impossible. I was looking at a bowl of dry clumpy broken up bits of chocolate stuff, wondering how I could ever turn it into one cohesive unit and at that point I considered throwing it all away and calling this recipe done. But I always hate the thought of wasting ingredients, especially chocolate and nuts since they're pricey, so I resorted to what I do in situations like this and used my hands (and some muscle) to try and make something of the whole mess. I'm not sure a dough like this wants to be kneaded like it was, but there really was no choice, and it's possible that these will be some tough cookies. I managed to turn it into a dough-like thing that smells wonderful but time will tell if these bake up properly...

2:45 pm - This recipe has turned into the disaster I feared it would. The dough was too dry to be able to form it into the 10-inch long ropes I needed to make the pretzel shapes. I could only roll it about 4 inches and then it would start to crumble, so no pretzels. Not wanting to waste the dough I formed it into little logs and baked up a batch like that but when I tasted the cookies they really weren't very good - despite how chocolately they smelled, they don't taste very much like chocolate and are quite bland.

And now, not wanting to waste more chocolate on lousy cookies I've decided not to dip them after all but instead to call it a day and sadly declare this recipe a failure. Sorry Jen, no cookies tomorrow when we get together. :-(

This is what we should have been eating:

But this is what I ended up with - cookies that look horribly unappealing and very much like little pieces of p**p (I can't bring myself to type that word on a cookie blog!)

Hopefully my next cookie adventure is more successful.


  1. Ah this is sad and so frustrating! Especially the waste of the cost of the ingredients. But the big question is... did you cry and then maybe try to contact the authors of this recipe book? ;)

    1. LOL No, but you can be sure that's what I was thinking about!!

  2. LOL - I have so many Pinterest crafts that are like this, along with the "should look like" photos next to how mine actually turned out. If the cookies were still editable it is a win sort of situation. They look like good dunking in tea cookies.

  3. LOL The comparison photos are brilliant! No wonder you were so disappointed. They looked so good! Maggie and Lady never leave this sort of "thing" in the backyard!